This is one of my favorite little comics on here.
Wow, this is exactly how I feel about life.
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Another one bc my cat is a nerd
Once there was a tree and she loved a little boy
Argyle Red Line
THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.
This is why you need to pay attention in naming your children.
Darling, I know you may feel upset right now.
You think that things won’t get better.
But I promise you that they will. I don’t know when, but that means you have to live to see.
You are a wonderful, unique person that deserves to be on this planet.
I’ll be here for you no matter what. You are not alone.
you know what the stupidest award is
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk]
THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT MY LIFE TO BE
*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’
So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it